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Let's call a spade a spade | 2.5" x 6.25"

$8.00

Park anywhere you want. Cut the line at the coffee shop and ski lifts. Expect immediate service at the bar. Resist all change. Ignore speed limits and stop signs. Yell at the help. Demand more, but do nothing about it. Bitch about tourists on holidays. Hate on the new locals.

Where’s my rec center? Where’s my pineapple gelato? No custom aioli bar?

Matte finish

2.5” x 6.25” (15.5 in.²)

Park anywhere you want. Cut the line at the coffee shop and ski lifts. Expect immediate service at the bar. Resist all change. Ignore speed limits and stop signs. Yell at the help. Demand more, but do nothing about it. Bitch about tourists on holidays. Hate on the new locals.

Where’s my rec center? Where’s my pineapple gelato? No custom aioli bar?

Matte finish

2.5” x 6.25” (15.5 in.²)